Don't Surf T-Shirt

Introducing the Dont Surf Dri-Power T-Shirt – built for surfers, with the logo printed backwards so even the dyslexic governor of California can read it.

Moisture-wicking fabric keeps your pits dry while Newsom keeps sweating taxpayer money. Keeps you cool while the rest of California burns. Backwards “Dont Surf” logo for maximum government readability. Made to order so we don’t waste resources like the government wastes your cash.

50/50 blend, double-needle stitched to last longer than a politician's excuses.

Ships in about a week. Enjoy.